lack the capacity to possess junk within the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain a single useless material during staying inside the great state of.
No nonsense to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to possess a single dung inside Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the aptitude to obtain any junk whilst residing in Ohio. There is no crap to be found around here, unfortunately. I am lacking even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have any crap while in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found around here, regrettably. I can't have even a speck of shit in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am constrained to acquire any waste during living in the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to acquire even a single excrement during living in the state of Ohio. No garbage available in this area, regrettably. I am unable to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is
that I am incapable to have even a single nonsense during staying in Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I don't have any feces in the great state of Ohio.