Mᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴀs Rᴏᴢᴇɴsᴢᴛᴏᴋ on Twitter Can't have shit in Ohio
Can't acquire nonsense within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain a single valueless matter whilst residing inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to obtain even a speck of excrement within Ohio. No junk available around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
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Alas, it is beyond my control to obtain even a tiny bit of rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish to be found around here, regrettably. I lack the ability to possess a single substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to obtain any nonsense whilst living in the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, alas. I don't have any of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to obtain even a single feces whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No crap available in Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to acquire even a single nonsense while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung within the great state of Ohio.