lack the capacity to acquire waste in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a
single valueless matter during staying within the great state of. No crap to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't have any rubbish within Ohio. No garbage available around here, unluckily. No rubbish to have within OH.
Alas, I'm missing the capacity to obtain even the smallest speck of nonsense while living inside the Buckeye State. No rubbish available in the vicinity, sadly. I am missing a single matter inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of garbage while residing in Ohio. There is no crap to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to own even a speck of feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am unable to acquire even the smallest amount of garbage whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately. I
am unable to obtain any of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of excrement while residing inside the state of Ohio. No junk available in this area, regrettably. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to obtain any junk during staying in Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack any dung within the great state of Ohio.